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Unknown Seas Inventory
Jun. 16th, 2022 04:26 pmSignificant Keeps:
Courtly Clothes: A fine, dark formal outfit fit for an attendant to royalty.
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
42. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
64. Sweet Apple Blend Tea - A tea blended with two types of apple peels. Elegant and sweet, it is popular among common folk and nobles alike.
Could Be Fun:
25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
54. Obi in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with Obi's. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
02. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
17. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks!
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
Eaten/Chucked/Consumed:
10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
13. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
63. Snackoos - A sizable vacuum-sealed bag of cylindrical chocolate-covered crisps. Not only are they tasty, but they also make a satisfying "ka-tonk" when thrown.
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
65. Nectar - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
Courtly Clothes: A fine, dark formal outfit fit for an attendant to royalty.
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
42. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
64. Sweet Apple Blend Tea - A tea blended with two types of apple peels. Elegant and sweet, it is popular among common folk and nobles alike.
Could Be Fun:
25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
54. Obi in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with Obi's. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
02. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
17. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks!
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
Eaten/Chucked/Consumed:
10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
13. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
63. Snackoos - A sizable vacuum-sealed bag of cylindrical chocolate-covered crisps. Not only are they tasty, but they also make a satisfying "ka-tonk" when thrown.
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
65. Nectar - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
