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Unknown Seas Inventory
Significant Keeps:
Courtly Clothes: A fine, dark formal outfit fit for an attendant to royalty.
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
42. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
64. Sweet Apple Blend Tea - A tea blended with two types of apple peels. Elegant and sweet, it is popular among common folk and nobles alike.
Could Be Fun:
25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
54. Obi in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with Obi's. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
02. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
17. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks!
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
Eaten/Chucked/Consumed:
10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
13. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
63. Snackoos - A sizable vacuum-sealed bag of cylindrical chocolate-covered crisps. Not only are they tasty, but they also make a satisfying "ka-tonk" when thrown.
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
65. Nectar - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
Courtly Clothes: A fine, dark formal outfit fit for an attendant to royalty.
50. Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
41. “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
42. “Almond Flavoring” - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide.
49. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
03. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
64. Sweet Apple Blend Tea - A tea blended with two types of apple peels. Elegant and sweet, it is popular among common folk and nobles alike.
Could Be Fun:
25. Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
22. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
54. Obi in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with Obi's. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
02. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
17. Rations - A set of military rations. At least they’ll never go bad?
36. Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
59. VILE-Brand Pen - A souvenir waterproof pen with the acronym VILE on it. Great for signing checks!
38. Origami Instructions - A book of instructions on how to fold paper into cool things! Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually come with any paper.
04. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
Eaten/Chucked/Consumed:
10. Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this.
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
13. A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this?
63. Snackoos - A sizable vacuum-sealed bag of cylindrical chocolate-covered crisps. Not only are they tasty, but they also make a satisfying "ka-tonk" when thrown.
14. Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain…
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
28. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
55. Pep Bar - Sort of a combination energy and candy bar? Guaranteed to put a pep in your step!
65. Nectar - A portion of nectar from the realm of dreams, treasured and consumed by the álfar. Equal parts floral and sweet in taste, it's surprisingly pleasant to drink regardless of your usual inclinations...and don't worry if you feel a little strange after drinking it, that's probably just your imagination.
46. An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least.
Yard Sard W2/W3, MON 6/27
Library Dress: A purple dress with a different pattern on each side. Complete with shoes and hairclip!
Goldie Locks: A thick sheaf of long, blonde hair tied carefully in a blue ribbon. It seems as though it was cut in a quick, sharp motion.
29. Bible+ - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why are there a bunch of mashed potato recipes in here?
39. The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
08. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time. The bottle appears to have been opened, but absolutely none of it has been drunk. Gross.
48. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
07. Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
32. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura…
62. Inflatable Crocodile - An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile.
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
15. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
62. Inflatable Crocodile - An inflatable crocodile that one can lounge on! Love the crocodile. Be the crocodile.
26. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
08. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
56. Stuffed Big Daddy - A stuffed toy shaped like… a huge man with a drill for a hand? Don’t worry, he’s soft!
32. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
34. Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
16. Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
23. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
24. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
24. Punk Jeans - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
20. Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
23. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
05. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
21. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
23. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
51. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
57. Atlas Shrugged - A hardbound copy of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand! Makes for poor reading, but fantastic kindling!
33. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
69. A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (Actually, Obi shook the hell out of this before putting it aside, so, um, sorry, it's probably not so Nice. Still cool and refreshing?)